Ricky Ponting sprints out on to the field, spits on his hands and rubs them together than calls a team huddle. No, not that Alan Gardner. "She suckers innocent OBO journos into her web before casting them aside. This is his Ashes debut. With lines like 'It seems there is a hail shower due on Monday in Adelaide, Alan' I am lost.". "Alan, I'm sitting on the edge of a beach two hours south of Sydney in glorious sunshine, catching up on the OBO, and just overheard an Australian man who was walking past explaining what a 'diamond duck' is to his daughter. On which subject, here's Clare A. Davies: "It seems there is a hail shower due on Monday in Adelaide, Alan, so should our esteemed captain start thinking about a declaration? The glorious return to form of Kevin Pietersen; the possibility of an England declaration (though not until the final session, I should think); Australia's continued absence from the vicinity of the plate; the question of spin. Deciding what to do with the rest of the side in Perth is the difficult bit, Stats highlights from the second Ashes Test in Adelaide, Geoffrey Boycott: 'Australia's batsmen were irresponsible', day 1 -England 1st innings 1 (Sir Andrew Strauss 0*, Sir Alastair Cook 0*, 1 ov), day 2 -England 1st innings 317/2 (Sir Alastair Cook 136*, Kevin Pietersen 85*, 89 ov), day 3 -England 1st innings 551/4 (Kevin Pietersen 213*, Ian Bell 41*, 143 ov), day 4 -Australia 2nd innings 238/4 (Michael Hussey 44*, 79.2 ov), day 5 -Australia 2nd innings 304/10 (99.1 ov) - end of match, 10.00am start, Lunch 12.30-13.10, Tea 15.10-15.30, Close 17.30, Over 4.6: Review by England (Bowling), Umpire - AL Hill, Batsman - SR Watson (Struck down), Drinks: Australia - 43/3 in 13.0 overs (SR Watson 23, MEK Hussey 17), Australia: 50 runs in 14.1 overs (85 balls), Extras 1, 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 74 balls (SR Watson 25, MEK Hussey 24, Ex 1), SR Watson: 50 off 82 balls (7 x 4, 1 x 6), Lunch: Australia - 94/3 in 27.0 overs (SR Watson 50, MEK Hussey 36), Australia: 100 runs in 30.1 overs (182 balls), Extras 6, Drinks: Australia - 129/4 in 43.0 overs (MEK Hussey 54, MJ North 16), 5th Wicket: 50 runs in 129 balls (MEK Hussey 25, MJ North 25, Ex 0), Australia: 150 runs in 52.5 overs (318 balls), Extras 6, Tea: Australia - 159/5 in 57.0 overs (MEK Hussey 71, BJ Haddin 2), Australia: 200 runs in 70.4 overs (425 balls), Extras 8, Drinks: Australia - 202/5 in 71.0 overs (MEK Hussey 92, BJ Haddin 23), 6th Wicket: 50 runs in 109 balls (MEK Hussey 22, BJ Haddin 26, Ex 2), Over 73.4: Review by Australia (Batting), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - RJ Harris (Struck down), Over 77.3: Review by England (Bowling), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - BJ Haddin (Struck down), New Ball Taken: Australia 227/8 after 80.1 overs (BJ Haddin 40, PM Siddle 1), BJ Haddin: 50 off 88 balls (3 x 4, 1 x 6), Innings Break: Australia - 245/10 in 85.5 overs (DE Bollinger 0), End Of Day: England - 1/0 in 1.0 overs (AJ Strauss 0, AN Cook 0), England: 50 runs in 13.2 overs (80 balls), Extras 8, 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 71 balls (AN Cook 13, IJL Trott 30, Ex 7), Drinks: England - 55/1 in 14.0 overs (AN Cook 14, IJL Trott 32), Lunch: England - 90/1 in 27.0 overs (AN Cook 35, IJL Trott 39), England: 100 runs in 27.5 overs (167 balls), Extras 15, 2nd Wicket: 100 runs in 161 balls (AN Cook 46, IJL Trott 43, Ex 14), Drinks: England - 145/1 in 41.0 overs (AN Cook 64, IJL Trott 65), Over 42.2: Review by England (Batting), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - AN Cook (Upheld), England: 150 runs in 43.5 overs (263 balls), Extras 15, 2nd Wicket: 150 runs in 254 balls (AN Cook 64, IJL Trott 72, Ex 14), Tea: England - 198/2 in 55.0 overs (AN Cook 90, KP Pietersen 14), England: 200 runs in 56.4 overs (340 balls), Extras 15, 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 73 balls (AN Cook 21, KP Pietersen 32, Ex 0), Drinks: England - 243/2 in 66.0 overs (AN Cook 105, KP Pietersen 44), England: 250 runs in 67.6 overs (408 balls), Extras 15, 3rd Wicket: 100 runs in 153 balls (AN Cook 37, KP Pietersen 66, Ex 0), Drinks: England - 285/2 in 78.0 overs (AN Cook 121, KP Pietersen 70), New Ball Taken: England 298/2 after 86.1 overs (AN Cook 129, KP Pietersen 75), England: 300 runs in 86.3 overs (519 balls), Extras 15, End Of Day: England - 317/2 in 89.0 overs (AN Cook 136, KP Pietersen 85), Over 92.1: Review by Australia (Bowling), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - KP Pietersen (Struck down), 3rd Wicket: 150 runs in 266 balls (AN Cook 59, KP Pietersen 91, Ex 3), England: 350 runs in 96.3 overs (579 balls), Extras 18, Drinks: England - 378/3 in 102.0 overs (KP Pietersen 122, PD Collingwood 7), England: 400 runs in 105.4 overs (634 balls), Extras 22, 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 54 balls (KP Pietersen 23, PD Collingwood 24, Ex 4), KP Pietersen: 150 off 210 balls (23 x 4, 1 x 6), Lunch: England - 449/3 in 115.0 overs (KP Pietersen 158, PD Collingwood 40), England: 450 runs in 116.2 overs (698 balls), Extras 24, 4th Wicket: 100 runs in 118 balls (KP Pietersen 52, PD Collingwood 42, Ex 6), Drinks: England - 494/4 in 130.0 overs (KP Pietersen 185, IR Bell 16), England: 500 runs in 131.2 overs (788 balls), Extras 28, 5th Wicket: 50 runs in 86 balls (KP Pietersen 28, IR Bell 20, Ex 4), KP Pietersen: 200 off 283 balls (29 x 4, 1 x 6), England: 550 runs in 142.5 overs (857 balls), Extras 28, Tea: England - 551/4 in 143.0 overs (KP Pietersen 213, IR Bell 41), Rain: England - 551/4 in 143.0 overs (KP Pietersen 213, IR Bell 41), End Of Day: England - 551/4 in 143.0 overs (KP Pietersen 213, IR Bell 41), 5th Wicket: 100 runs in 154 balls (KP Pietersen 58, IR Bell 41, Ex 4), Over 147.2: Review by England (Batting), Umpire - AL Hill, Batsman - MJ Prior (Upheld), England: 600 runs in 150.3 overs (903 balls), Extras 29, 6th Wicket: 50 runs in 33 balls (IR Bell 25, MJ Prior 26, Ex 0), Innings Break: England - 620/5 in 152.0 overs (IR Bell 68, MJ Prior 27), Australia: 50 runs in 11.6 overs (72 balls), Extras 1, Drinks: Australia - 50/0 in 12.0 overs (SR Watson 25, SM Katich 24), 1st Wicket: 50 runs in 72 balls (SR Watson 25, SM Katich 24, Ex 1), Lunch: Australia - 78/0 in 25.0 overs (SR Watson 35, SM Katich 42), Australia: 100 runs in 36.1 overs (217 balls), Extras 1, Drinks: Australia - 120/2 in 41.0 overs (SR Watson 50, MJ Clarke 17), Australia: 150 runs in 53.5 overs (323 balls), Extras 1, Tea: Australia - 160/3 in 56.0 overs (MJ Clarke 36, MEK Hussey 14), Rain: Australia - 175/3 in 62.0 overs (MJ Clarke 41, MEK Hussey 24), Bad Light: Australia - 175/3 in 62.0 overs (MJ Clarke 41, MEK Hussey 24), 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 111 balls (MJ Clarke 28, MEK Hussey 25, Ex 0), Australia: 200 runs in 66.1 overs (397 balls), Extras 1, Over 67.5: Review by Australia (Batting), Umpire - AL Hill, Batsman - MJ Clarke (Upheld), 4th Wicket: 100 runs in 187 balls (MJ Clarke 52, MEK Hussey 44, Ex 4), End Of Day: Australia - 238/4 in 79.2 overs (MEK Hussey 44), Over 79.2: Review by England (Bowling), Umpire - AL Hill, Batsman - MJ Clarke (Upheld), Over 82.1: Review by England (Bowling), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - MJ North (Struck down), MEK Hussey: 50 off 98 balls (5 x 4, 1 x 6), Australia: 250 runs in 83.1 overs (499 balls), Extras 5, New Ball Taken: Australia 252/4 after 83.2 overs (MEK Hussey 50, MJ North 8), Drinks: Australia - 286/6 in 90.5 overs (MJ North 22), Over 90.6: Review by Australia (Batting), Umpire - M Erasmus, Batsman - RJ Harris (Struck down), Over 91.2: Review by England (Bowling), Umpire - AL Hill, Batsman - MJ North (Upheld), Australia: 300 runs in 97.4 overs (586 balls), Extras 11. 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